Texts From Last Night · September, 2012

Texts from September, 2012

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.

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(203): You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you. http://tfl.nu/720l

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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN

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(603): YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN http://tfl.nu/ns4x

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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.

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(843): I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs. http://tfl.nu/k4hm

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(571): View more from Virginia

So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock

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(571): So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock http://tfl.nu/1xfu

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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?

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(402): Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window? http://tfl.nu/mwbz

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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.

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(406): Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on. http://tfl.nu/zrfh

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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants

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(425): Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants http://tfl.nu/y64s

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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.

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(250): I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder. http://tfl.nu/j76c

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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.

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(978): I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick. http://tfl.nu/61g0

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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time

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(631): The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time http://tfl.nu/yanl

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(248): View more from Michigan

We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.

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(248): We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on. http://tfl.nu/3utl

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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it

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(573): Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it http://tfl.nu/zdls

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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?

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(801): How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service? http://tfl.nu/0xho

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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.

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(970): I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome. http://tfl.nu/hol9

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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings

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(412): I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings http://tfl.nu/tlmy

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