Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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