Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.