I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow