after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...