so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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