Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Class of 2016 (and Other Fellow Humans), Here’s a Very Important Message from Kid President