still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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