Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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