I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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