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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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