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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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