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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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