She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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