george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?