I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"