The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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