Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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