He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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