That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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