she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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