I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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