I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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