3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Randomize
