is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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