Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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