I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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