i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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