Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
