You're my little dorito
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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