Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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