Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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