i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
smell my finger.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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