How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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