porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
