I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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