My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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