found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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