You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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