What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He better not be in your backpack
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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