I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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