I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
