And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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