just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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