she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day