Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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