I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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