I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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