So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
