My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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