Im at strip club and am horny
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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