so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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