How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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